GIVE THE GIFT OF FONTS!!!

GREETINGS, PARTY PEOPLE OF PLANET EARTH!

My birthday is on Dec 31st, and I would like to make a simple gift request for my special day:

ALL I WANT IS FONTS!!!

The fonts in question go on sale ONCE A YEAR, which just happens to be THE SAME DAY AS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

ALL COMICRAFT FONTS WILL ONLY COST $20.15 ON DEC 31ST -- EVEN THE CRAZY EXPEN$IVE ONE$ THAT NORMALLY GO FOR HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS!!!

HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP ME OUT:

GO HERE: https://www.comicbookfonts.com/GiftCert_default.asp?sendvia=Email

AND PLEASE BUY ME A GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR $20.15 (my email = sven.straatveit@gmail.com).

THIS WILL ENABLE ME TO BUY AN ENTIRE FONT!

MOST OF THESE FONTS AVERAGE IN THE $60+ RANGE AND THEN SOAR UP INTO THE $300+ RANGE!

THIS IS A SCREAMING GOOD DEAL!!

"BUT HOW DOES THAT HELP ME?", I HEAR YOU ASK...

HERE'S HOW:

IF YOU BUY ME ONE SINGLE FONT FOR $20.15, I WILL LETTER YOUR 5 PAGE COMIC FOR FREE!

THAT'S ONLY $4.03 A PAGE TO HAVE YOUR COMIC LETTERED BY SOMEONE (ME) THAT USES THE SAME FONTS THAT MARVEL COMICS USES!

THAT'S ALSO PAYING LESS THAN HALF OF THE CURRENT SCALE PAY FOR SMALL PRESS LETTERERS.

AND I'LL EVEN LET YOU STACK THE DEAL UP TO 20 PAGES!

THAT MEANS YOU CAN GET YOUR WHOLE 20 PAGE COMIC LETTERED FOR $80.60!

"BUT WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE A COMIC?", YOU ASK...

IF YOU DON'T NEED A COMIC LETTERED, I CAN ADD SOUND EFFECTS AND SPEECH BALLOONS TO ANY DIGITAL PICTURE THAT YOU SEND ME, THEREBY TURNING YOU AND/OR YOUR LOVED ONES INTO COMICS!

THIS WOULD BE A FUN GIFT FOR KIDS, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE THE "COMICIZED" PHOTOS TURNED INTO PRINTS OR POSTERS -- YOUR KIDS (OR YOU OR YOUR PET OR OTHER LOVED ONE) CAN BE THEIR VERY OWN SUPERHEROES!

JUST CLICK ON THE LINK ABOVE AND MY LETTERING SERVICES CAN BE YOURS FOR A SONG!

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

SAMPLES CAN BE SEE HERE: LETTERING SAMPLES.

I WILL POST MORE SAMPLES THERE SOON.

THANKS FOR READING!

Your pal,

SVEN!

PS: Sorry for all of the type-yelling, but I get super excited about new fonts. : )